SCANDAL ROCKS PIHA!!!!!! Alleged Gambling ring busted. It appears that several players have been throwing fantasy baseball games. Authorities said that they are investigating a number of suspect moves including all stars being held out of big games impacting playoff positioning.
Back to the rink, I have been told that the Mile High Miners are trying to get an edge on their divisional foes this season. It appears they have held several dry land conditioning sessions where they strictly follow Richard Simmons workout videos. Coach Mike Penman has said “this year we are going to outwork our opponents in all three zones, and this gives us the best chance at winning the division.” Will the Miners be trend setters? We will know in a few short months.
While at a golf tournament this past weekend, I have heard a rumor that The Colorado Stallions have been starring in a PIHA first. TV cameras have been following the Stallions closely in a “Hard Knocks” style documentary. This is unconfirmed as when I pressured head coach Bill Mulhern about it he responded with “Slim, the food is almost gone, you should head over and get a plate before it’s too late.” The crafty head coach knows how to dodge questions.
Well, until next time.
See ya at the buffet